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CHEESE CUSTOMER
What kinds do you have?

BRENT LEROY
We got all five.

CHEESE CUSTOMER
Five? There are more than five kinds of cheese. There are hundreds.

BRENT LEROY
Ha, ha, hundreds. There are five. Cheddar, Swiss, Mozza, Parmesan and Whiz.

CHEESE CUSTOMER
Whiz?

BRENT LEROY
Cheese Whiz. Where are you from?

CHEESE CUSTOMER
That's not a type, it's a brand.

BRENT LEROY
Kraft is the brand, Whiz is the type.

CHEESE CUSTOMER
Whiz is the brand, Kraft is the company, spreadable is the type.

BRENT LEROY
Kraft is the maker, Whiz is the cheese and spreadable is just an added benefit.